| Season | Record | PF | PA | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 Unsolicited Nix pics | 11-4 | 2275.6 | 1820.3 | 🏆 |
| 2024 Ass Etienne | 5-10 | 1989.4 | 2146.5 | 8 |
| 2023 Aiyukiddin me | 9-6 | 2288.9 | 2005 | 🥉 |
| 2022 Toeby Kobe | 6-9 | 1970.2 | 2151.2 | 9 |
| 2021 Toeby Kobe | 9-6 | 2220.9 | 2147.3 | 🏆 |
| 2020 Pop, Lockett, Drop It | 7-6-1 | 2040.5 | 2012.1 | 4 |
| 2019 More Than A Thielen | 3-11 | 1796 | 2020.3 | 9 |
| 2018 More Than A Thielen | 6-8 | 1766.7 | 1815.8 | 10 |
| 2017 Forte Inch Ditka | 11-3 | 1913.6 | 1744.7 | 🏆 |
| 2016 Forte Inch Ditka | 8-6 | 1935.6 | 1877.4 | 8 |
| 2015 Insert new team name here | 4-10 | 1693 | 1871.4 | 7 |
| 2014 Insert new team name here | 3-11 | 1588 | 1794 | 10 |
| 2013 Insert new team name here | 7-7 | 1803 | 1847 | 🥉 |
| 2011 First Class Fucktards | 7-7 | 2090 | 1942 | 🏆 |
| 2010 D.C. George Dub-yah. | 5-9 | 1799 | 1913 | 8 |
| 2009 D.C. George Dub-yah. | 9-5 | 1882 | 1879 | 🏆 |
| 2008 D.C. George Dub-yah. | 6-8 | 2353 | 2474 | 7 |
| Opponent | Record | Win% | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mike Rossi 3-2 in playoffs | 20-14 | 58.8% | 5664.2 | 5424.4 |
| Brandon Lowe 2-0 in playoffs | 14-14 | 50% | 4257.5 | 4031.9 |
| Mike Brown 1-3 in playoffs | 15-12 | 55.6% | 4078 | 4000.8 |
| Chad Rissland 1-0 in playoffs | 11-15 | 42.3% | 3624.8 | 3758.1 |
| Chris Nicholson 2-1 in playoffs | 10-15 | 40% | 3643.5 | 3716.5 |
| Ernie Rossi 1-1 in playoffs | 10-12 | 45.5% | 3115.2 | 3112.7 |
| Devin Nicholson 2-3 in playoffs | 11-10 | 52.4% | 3524.6 | 3542.4 |
| Kevin Malina 2-2 in playoffs | 7-10-1 | 38.9% | 2999.4 | 3162.5 |
| Chris Carmichael 1-1 in playoffs | 5-8 | 38.5% | 1920.2 | 2039.3 |
| Steve Bazaar 1-1 in playoffs | 6-6 | 50% | 2074 | 1969 |
| John Nicholson 2-2 in playoffs | 4-7 | 36.4% | 2167.7 | 2273.7 |
| Chris Rossi | 2-0 | 100% | 320.5 | 238.3 |
| Matt Meyerhoff | 1-1 | 50% | 367 | 378 |
| Ray Blakely | 1-1 | 50% | 330 | 307 |